I'M HOME! I was afraid I was going to be apprehended in customs because I entirely too happy for someone waiting in a line. Of course, when it was my turn I forgot everything I knew about myself. WHY DOES YOUR BRAIN DO THAT?! Standard questions like, "How old are you?" and "Where are you coming from?" are now daunting and require great mental focus. The pressure of knowing if you take a second too long to think of your age could mean you get apprehended for being a threat to national security was almost too much for my exhausted brain.


Okay. If you're easily weirded out, go ahead skip past the next totally random and unrelated gif. It wasn't really something I planned on doing, it just happened. I started out strong with No-Shave November and then I just didn't have a reason to shave once I was abroad because I wore pants or tights. So here I am, three months later and I still haven't shaved my legs. Let me tell you my showers have been significantly shorter and much more relaxing. Tragically, I know it'll take forever when I actually bite the bullet and decide to take care of this mess.

Everyone is asking me how it feels to be home and it feels pretty good. However, after one day of relaxation and no responsibilities:

Seriously. I'm looking for and applying for jobs, but in between there is nothing to do. Normally, with this much leisure I'd sleep in until noon everyday, but jet lag has me up at the crack of dawn. So if you need anything done around your house like, books organized by genre, movies alphabetized, pets exercised, floors vacuumed, children entertained, I could follow you around singing "Uptown Funk" like your own personal theme music, anything really, feel free to give me a call! In the meantime, I'll be

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